If you’re a girl who is specifically looking for gay friends chances are I don’t want to be friends with you because I’m not an accessory who wants to go shopping or bungee jumping or whatever girls do with you
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A little girl in my 4th grade class came up to me after recess and said, “I got married at recess!” and I said “Oh? I didn’t know anyone was ordained under the age of twelve.” and she asked me what ordained meant and I explained and then she said “Oh, well, no, my wife and I were married by the slide, but we’ll be happy together anyway.”
So apparently on school playgrounds, slides are already legalizing same-sex marriage.
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Depressed? Stressed?
Not really sure there’s a difference. Stressed to the point I’m depressed again. *sigh* & Life goes on.
22 hours ago on May 23, 2013 at 12:14am
That was the most informative thing I have ever been told by a duck
And I have been told a lot of things by ducks.
so. many. things.
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we’ve invented sprays and traps to get rid of every type of of pest except entitled straight people
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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like “that’s a problem for another day” and literally forgot about it and then in like eleventh grade I was like “oh my god”
YOU PROCRASTINATED REALIZING YOUR SEXUALITY THAT’S IT YOU WIN YOU ARE THE QUEEN OF THE PROCRASTINATORS i bow to you
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