vanillish:

If you’re a girl who is specifically looking for gay friends chances are I don’t want to be friends with you because I’m not an accessory who wants to go shopping or bungee jumping or whatever girls do with you

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initiala:

A little girl in my 4th grade class came up to me after recess and said, “I got married at recess!” and I said “Oh? I didn’t know anyone was ordained under the age of twelve.” and she asked me what ordained meant and I explained and then she said “Oh, well, no, my wife and I were married by the slide, but we’ll be happy together anyway.”

So apparently on school playgrounds, slides are already legalizing same-sex marriage.

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buzzfeedceleb:

George Takei responds to fans of traditional marriage.

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Depressed? Stressed?

Not really sure there’s a difference. Stressed to the point I’m depressed again. *sigh* & Life goes on.

thefingerfucker:

new-ways-to-complain:

conservativegirlonpolitics:

That was the most informative thing I have ever been told by a duck

And I have been told a lot of things by ducks.

so. many. things.

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queerwashing:

we’ve invented sprays and traps to get rid of every type of of pest except entitled straight people

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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

3-2-1queer:

When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like “that’s a problem for another day” and literally forgot about it and then in like eleventh grade I was like “oh my god”

YOU PROCRASTINATED REALIZING YOUR SEXUALITY THAT’S IT YOU WIN YOU ARE THE QUEEN OF THE PROCRASTINATORS i bow to you

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